OH, Clara? Yesterday she arrived in a box and we fought to the death.
Of course, I am a cat, and I’m talking very seriously about cat gladiator fights. Oh, it’s a world of violence most humans don’t know or care to know about, and sure, at first putting all those cats in gladiator costumes looks real cute, but BAM, next thing you know, a blade across your jugular. It’s not so cute then.
It’s called Cat Fight Night. I was not the one who came up with the name.