THE COPS BREAK OPEN THE DOOR. They aren’t friendly looking. Don’t move, hippy.
They have tanned skin, and moustaches, so for a second I think they might be hot cops. Then I wonder, did I order hot cops?
Can someone forget ordering hot cops? Is that something that the human mind is capable of doing?
The real questions is: if I didn’t order the hot cops, who did? If a hot cop strips and no one’s around to pay him, did he really strip?
These are the questions that go through my head while being arrested.