“Hey slacker you goddamn moon,” the crazy homeless dude yelled at the moon. “Hey you, I see you smiling. You fuck moon.”
It’s not clear what you fuck moon is supposed to mean. Did the crazy homeless man just forget the -ing ending, as in, you fucking moon, or should there be a comma in there, as in addressing the moon personally? For example: you fuck, moon. Maybe he mixed up the words and meant the classic: fuck you, moon. Or maybe there’s something more sinister here, buried below. Maybe the crazy homeless man is making a sick accusation that the moon has sex with other moons and is therefore an incestuous moon. A defiler of its own moonage. Which is the greatest insult you can throw at a celestial body.
“Ha, you keep looking,” he goes on.
This homeless man is very crazy. If he expects a response any time soon, good luck. I’ve tried to talk to the moon many times myself. And people say I’m bad at returning calls. At least I don’t have that smug grin on my face when I ignore people. We should land a lunar module right in its eye, that damn moon.