“Day 1: And frankly, there wasn’t much I did today. And frankly, there’s not much I plan on doing this week. And frankly, my dear diary, I don’t give a damn.
Day 2: And frankly, I do have a crush on the bus driver. He has such mountainous arms. And frankly, a whole heapload of inheritance coming his way. And frankly, if I play my cards right, my way. And frankly, he seems deeply experienced in the ways of love.”
Memo: To be frank, The Diary of And Frankly has not been performing in sales the way we’d hoped. The marketing staff is not particularly sure why. We hope we haven’t done anything to offend anyone. The Diary of And Frankly is a whimsical romp full of fun and wit and vigour. It’s the feel good book of the year! The Diary of And Frankly is a pick-me up. We can’t for the life of us understand why consumers are locking themselves away from this feel good classic, and abandoning all hope of buying it.