Chairs don’t need names. I’m going to think up some new names for chairs.
1. Ass Holders.
2. Four legged sit planks.
4. You-don’t-have-to-kneel, you-can-sit-on-thems.
5. Not Available in Japan.
6. Comfortable Tables.
7. The Evolution of the Bench.
Ah, whatever, I guess chairs is alright.