Next time you’re in a grocery store, pay attention to how sad everyone looks. It’s actually pretty funny. You might see maybe three smiles the whole time you’re in there, and one of them will probably be a semi-forced one from the cashier. I bet you that rich people grocery stores aren’t like that. I know the really rich people just get poorer people to do their groceries for them, but bear with me. I bet they’re laughing themselves silly. Like one person just picks up a plum and says, “This plum was imported from Uruguay, but it was sent to France to be packaged,” and they all start laughing. Like they can’t even stop. They take much longer than they planned because they start thinking about all the sad people in poor grocery stores and they laugh even more. Because it is pretty funny. Look at all the mopey faces next time. It’s pretty funny. It’s like a funeral, not like a store where you can find all the food you could ever possibly want. I was laughing last time, on the inside, and I’m not even rich.