1. Peace on Earth.
2. Peace of mind.
3. Piece of ass.
5. Leaning tower of Pisa (model).
6. Pièce de Résistance.
7. Piece of pie.
9. Penis. A new penis. They can do that now.
10. A new skateboard, signed by Santa, outsourced to Chinese sweatshop workers, signed by the sweatshop workers, including at least four “Please Help” letters stuffed into the wheels.