I think I’ll just listen to Beatles’ solo music and sit in a bath drinking champagne for the rest of time. Yes, dudes can take baths now. For Christ’s sake, it’s 2015. Besides, Caesar took baths–and I doubt you would say Caesar wasn’t a man. Although if anyone would, you probably would, you Philistine. I’m sorry, that was harsh. You’re more of a Hittite, anyway.