I would like to have a job where I get paid all day to think about things, and all day would be about four or five hours, and at the end of the day, I would summarize the results for a small crowd of attractive people. For example, I would say something like, “Milk has purpose,” and the crowd would applaud and I’d shake hands with everyone there, and someone in the back would be shaking their head, and quietly saying “Genius. Pure genius,” over and over, under their breath. There’d be wine and sausages waiting for everyone. I don’t know who’d pay the wine and sausage guys, but probably the same person who pays me. I guess that’s something I’d think about on my work days.
I realize this may seem unrealistic, but this is my dream, and one day I’ll think back on this dream and get sweet money money for that thought. Or, you know, be stuck in an office cubicle, waiting for that damn clock arm to break. That could happen too.