For the first time in my life, I can grow a beard.
While this may not seem like much of an achievement to you, you are not a penguin. And while you might argue that the ability to write and understand language is more of a feat, I will assure you it isn’t.
If you could feel my face, you’d feel two inches of the scruffiest stubble to ever grace an avian face. You’d damn near scratch your hand off.
How did I do it?
Weight-lifting. Lots of it. Brought my testosterone through the roof.